There has been a gathering of fake saints in my house.
First up is St. Atarica, patron saint of old school gamers from the days of Pong, Pac Man, and Space Invaders, as well as mothers whose children FIRST want to spend hours playing on the xbox and THEN want to follow them around the house narrating everything that happened. I pray to St. Atarica on the daily.
Next up is St. Chaotica, patron saint of new parents, people moving across the country, people who get suckered into planning large events, and anyone whose phone never rings - until it rings all night long.
Finally, here is St. Malevica, whose canonization was a long process, fraught with controversy. While she had divine visions and even seizures, she also stole from the poor (and anyone else who held still for too long). Malevica is the patron saint of pick pockets, petty thieves, shoplifters, and people who take candy from babies.
Oh, and I should probably add that I made these with Copic markers, Prismacolor pencils, and gel pens - and that I now love Prismacolors. My wallet is not speaking to me.